Does GOOD pussy come with a bad attitude ?!? Good pussy vs bad pussy

DOES GOOD PUSSY COME WITH A BAD ATTITUDE???

Yes !!! Class is in session. Now any one who knows me, truly know my background. I have 8 brothers and I tell people all the time my poppa was a rolling stone. Hell me and my brother are 3 months apart (and we not twins and don't have the same mother)! So when it comes to certain topics at hand I have the male perspective often, and besides growing up all my best friends were guys.

So earlier today while having conversation w some homies this topic came about. Now one homie said to me "all women have bad attitudes" I immediately laughed and thought he knows nothing! But at the same time thinking, can he be right?

Now let's set the record straight a bit between good pussy and bad pussy, cause I often here it's some chicks out here w a trash can in between their legs, who can't pop a headstand on the dick and walking around w the worst attitude to man-kind (so I've been told). So let's be clear about this, I like to keep it 100% at all times possible. Good pussy is SUBJECTIVE! What is good pussy to one man may well be mediocre to the next man. What will whip one man won't even make another man break his stride. Someone once told me that when you are out and about the women with good pussy always have a swoon of men around them, they let their good pussy shine thru in EVERY aspect of life!



                                              

• Good pussy will make you call out of work so y'all can FUCK your day away.
• You surrender your biweekly paycheck to good pussy. 
• Good pussy commands loyal dick. 
• Good pussy will be your muse. 
• Good pussy wants to see your dreams come true. 
• You keep your dignity after being whipped by good pussy. 
• Good pussy makes you hate condoms. 
• Good pussy has been whore'd UP for the right man.
• Good pussy will help you live longer. 

In a world where men will sleep with any woman willing to lay it low and spread 'em wide, how do you know if your pussy has WHIP appeal? We live in a world where women have bad pussy, but understand a man going thru a drought or a stubborn man won't tell you that (not right away anyways). Now GOOD pussy can be demanding, she can demand dick! Now let's not get this confused w convenience. If you need a recap on comfort and convenience scroll thru the old blogs and read what I wrote back then. Good pussy will have you breaking your rules just to keep her happy. Once you're pussy whipped you will find yourself quitting the things you love just to spend time with her. You're eating HER favorite snacks and eating at HER favorite restaurants. Before you know it you're sitting on her couch drinking martinis and letting her paint your nails (with clear polish cuz you're a grown ass man) while watching a Sex and the City marathon. Pussy whipped. She pushes your limits because she knows the power of her good pussy. She has you doing things so far out of your character that you KNOW your boys will clown you for letting a chick convince you to do it. It doesn't matter how big you smile, you're pussy whipped and it shows. Way to go bruh!

Getting pussy is easy nowadays. I'll be one of the first women to admit it. Its amazing how easy some women have made it for men to smash. Their standards are so low all you have to do is smile at her and she drops the draws LITERALLY. Rarely do women make a man work for the hot pocket anymore.

OK, so let's get back to the good vs the bad. "Contrary to what most women think, all pussy is not created equal. Some pussies are prettier than others, some get wetter than others, some are warmer than others, and some are deeper than others. Furthermore, they all taste different. Pussy is sort of like Chinese food in the hood, the Kung Pao Chicken at Great Wall tastes a lot better than it does at Royal Palace. The point is that whether you like the dish or not depends on where you get it from. Pussy is no different. Again, all pussy is not created equal."

In general, men are just happy having sex. And with that being said women can be happy knowing that their pussy is "okay". And for a man okay is good. I read something that mentioned good pussy as "thundamonkey" LMAO !!! Good pussy is rare and actually depends on a number of variables more so than anything constant and measurable. Now here are some more signs of good pussy:

15 Things GOOD PUSSY Can Do:

1. Have Him Sending “I Left the Door Open for You” Texts

Every once in a while you like to hit the club with your girls. After a few drinks, numerous arm grabs, and ass shaking, you get out the club horny as fuck. But your dude couldn’t possibly stay up to 4am just waiting could he? Certainly your dude didn’t stay up all night torturing himself waiting on that after-the-club pussy. But wait, you just got a “left the door open” text. No matter how dangerous his neighborhood is, a guy will always leave his door open for some GOOD PUSSY. I don’t care if he lives in Gotham City, he’s going to leave it open.

2. Sleeping However to Make Sure She’s Comfortable

3. He Can Go a Few Extra Rounds

4. Have You Getting the Haircut She Likes Most on You

5. Telling His Boys He’s Staying In

All the fellas know what’s going down when he stops hitting the streets and the club up like he used to. Every time they hit him, he say “Naw bruh, I think I’ma chill with shorty tonite. I’ma get up with ya’ll later.” Soon as his boys get off the phone they’re like “This muthafucka here!” and clown him for the rest of the night. Funny thing is though, he gives zero fucks.

6. Have Him Googling New Moves to Do

7. Make Him Sing to You (And He Can’t Even Sing)

8. Make Him Consider Being Your Boyfriend

GOOD PUSSY will have him wanting to lock that pussy down and make it official. He thought about it because he’s not trying to have another guy double-dipping in that. If you puttin’ GOOD PUSSY on him, he’ll be along in your dim ass living room, sipping Hennessy on your couch, contemplating being a committed man.

9. Have Him in the Gym

10. Have Him Tivo’ing Your Favorite Shows for When You Come Over

11. Have Him Agreeing with You When He KNOW’S You’re Wrong

12. Have Him Cooking

13. Make Him Wanna Have Phone Sex

14. Spend His Last on Some Rubbers

He could have $13.78 in his account and be starvin’ like Marvin. But if you hit him up, he gone cop that $8 pack of Bare skins rubbers and drive right past MickieD’s on the way to your house. Understand the game, Ladies. Yes, you have food at your house, but your man doesn’t know that. In his mind, fuck it, I’ll have to starve tonight. It ain’t every day that a dude gets to bounce in some wet springy pussy.

15. Pulling Out Every 2 Minutes

No man wants to nut too quick. GOOD PUSSY will have him pulling out, giving himself pep talks, and stroking super slow just so he can hang. You know your pussy is good when he can’t even look down at it while he’s fuckin’. Because if he does…it’s a wrap.


Has good pussy ever caused you to make bad decisions (I.e. getting her pregnant, loaning large sums of money, etc.)?

Pussy. We all know it’s what makes the world go round, right? That’s just the way it is. It’s the most valuable substance on earth because men want it so bad. Human men are gaga over the pussy. It’s instinct. But it doesn't mean that every guy you meets WANT your pussy, ladies let's be clear.